Monday, November 17, 2014
Greetings, TV Tourists!
I had a little time on my hands the other day and decided to write a story incorporating most of the current TV show titles in it as possible. Enjoy!
ONCE UPON A TIME there were 2 BROKE GIRLS, Callie and Sally, who lived modestly - no SUITS to their name - in a little SLEEPY HOLLOW in the woods. Life had not been easy for them; actually, it had been a veritable SHARK TANK, but rather than seek REVENGE against their misfortune - which would feel like an ARROW to their hearts - they dreamed about being happy, singing on the moon, DANCING WITH THE STARS and living in a CASTLE in the sky.
One day they decided to expand their horizons and go on an adventure. They traveled from GOTHAM to NASHVILLE (though it was a little too HOT IN CLEVELAND for their liking). But a STALKER following them separated them (as the actions of CRIMINAL MINDS will often do).
Callie got help from a DOCTOR WHO brought her to THE RED BAND SOCIETY, who taught her how to be a SURVIVOR.
Sally set out on a series of COVERT AFFAIRS, eventually meeting a FAMILY GUY who she married. Alas, PARENTHOOD eluded them for years. Not even reading GREY's ANATOMY cover to cover gave them a medical explanation. They pursued a SUPERNATURAL method after finding a series of VAMPIRE DIARIES in an occult bookstore, but THE FLASH of dark magic they encountered - it felt like a SCORPION bite - had them reconsidering that course of action before it became a public SCANDAL. Besides, they'd rather run through life than join THE WALKING DEAD!
So they posted a SELFIE of them content as a happy couple online. Callie saw it and ran an AMAZING RACE to reunite with her.
When they saw each other at last, they couldn't believe how good they looked - either could be AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL! But they came to the conclusion that would put THE BIG BANG THEORY to shame:
If they ever set out on a journey again, they would have one of MARVEL'S AGENTS OF SHIELD as an escort and have HAWAII FIVE-0 on speed dial!
(Those last two were challenging to work in. MADAM SECRETARY was too much of a stretch!) :)
As always, Happy Viewing!
Tuesday, November 11, 2014
Supernatural's 200th episode aired tonight, and, as it has been called for months, it truly was a love letter to the fans. And it was awesome!
This show loves to go meta, and has done so numerous times with hilarious results, and tonight definitely earned its place on that mantle.
An all-girls high school produced a musical stage version based on the Supernatural books, written by Carver Edlund, as introduced in the Season 4 episode "The Monster at the End of This Book." (For those out of the know, Chuck Shirley (the aforementioned Carver, his pen name, played by Rob Benedict), a prophet of the Lord, was the author of the Winchester chronicles - aka Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean's (Jensen Ackles) lives - which were published as a series of books which have a massive cult following - another nod to Supernatural's dedicated, passionate fan base).
Turns out the goddess Calliope is a fan of Supernatural as well, and has come to enjoy the show and, after the curtain falls, eat the author (guest star Katie Sarife). She's the Monster of the Week, but second fiddle to all the in-jokes, easter eggs and overall nods to the long-running series.
There are some wonderful brotherly moments - reminders of why we the fans love the show - some true belly-deep LOL moments and a great jaw-dropping surprise at the end.
Thanks to the PTBs at Supernatrual for a truly terrific 200th ep. And congrats to the cast and crew for an amazing run. Here's to the next 200!
Supernatural airs Tuesdays at 9pm on the CW.
BTW, also celebrating 10 seasons this year are CBS' Criminal Minds and ABC's Grey's Anatomy. 2005 was a hell of a year for new TV!