Monday, November 17, 2014
Greetings, TV Tourists!
I had a little time on my hands the other day and decided to write a story incorporating most of the current TV show titles in it as possible. Enjoy!
ONCE UPON A TIME there were 2 BROKE GIRLS, Callie and Sally, who lived modestly - no SUITS to their name - in a little SLEEPY HOLLOW in the woods. Life had not been easy for them; actually, it had been a veritable SHARK TANK, but rather than seek REVENGE against their misfortune - which would feel like an ARROW to their hearts - they dreamed about being happy, singing on the moon, DANCING WITH THE STARS and living in a CASTLE in the sky.
One day they decided to expand their horizons and go on an adventure. They traveled from GOTHAM to NASHVILLE (though it was a little too HOT IN CLEVELAND for their liking). But a STALKER following them separated them (as the actions of CRIMINAL MINDS will often do).
Callie got help from a DOCTOR WHO brought her to THE RED BAND SOCIETY, who taught her how to be a SURVIVOR.
Sally set out on a series of COVERT AFFAIRS, eventually meeting a FAMILY GUY who she married. Alas, PARENTHOOD eluded them for years. Not even reading GREY's ANATOMY cover to cover gave them a medical explanation. They pursued a SUPERNATURAL method after finding a series of VAMPIRE DIARIES in an occult bookstore, but THE FLASH of dark magic they encountered - it felt like a SCORPION bite - had them reconsidering that course of action before it became a public SCANDAL. Besides, they'd rather run through life than join THE WALKING DEAD!
So they posted a SELFIE of them content as a happy couple online. Callie saw it and ran an AMAZING RACE to reunite with her.
When they saw each other at last, they couldn't believe how good they looked - either could be AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL! But they came to the conclusion that would put THE BIG BANG THEORY to shame:
If they ever set out on a journey again, they would have one of MARVEL'S AGENTS OF SHIELD as an escort and have HAWAII FIVE-0 on speed dial!
(Those last two were challenging to work in. MADAM SECRETARY was too much of a stretch!) :)
As always, Happy Viewing!